Jersey Girl Gone Crazy!

So it was brought to my attention that, this is a "must share", so I guess I MUST share....

This is dating back a few years ago... I was driving to go pick up my sister from work, which was a good 45mins away from where I lived, I was already running a little late, because frankly I was uber lazy and didn't want to move....Soooo I am driving... I get about 10 mins away from my HOUSE and I get pulled over, first thought "FOR FUCKING WHAT?!" second thought "shit, wheres my insurance!"

Cop comes up to my window "liseance, and registration, and insurance".....

check..check...aaaannnddd check.. phew....

"one second miss" and he walks back to his car, and im left to sit there wondering what in the HELL is going on...so I turn on the radio, and listen, bopping along to the music, he comes back..

"Miss I have to ask you to step out of the car"

PANIC! "FOR WHAT?!?!?!" I ask, highly irritated...

"MISS just step OUT of the car!"

I do...

And the bastard HAND CUFFS ME!

I ask him WHY I have been pulled over... his answer

"your car matches the discription of a local drug dealer"

OF A LOCAL WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! craaaaaaaaaap!

"oh" i said...."And how do you know a local drug dealer has THIS car?"

"A teacher saw the car, and gave in the discription"

"oh" i responded....

"Miss I have to ask you if I can search your car"

"WEELLLLLLLLLLLLL I dont think I have a choice here huh? go ahead" I say....

"Miss, can I open your trunk?"

"umm... sure?!" I answer.

"Miss what is all this?"

"What? I live out of my car, and I worked at a tanning salon, why?" I asked REALLY annoyed...

"Just wondering.."

I ask him "So did this "teacher" get a chance to look at my liseance plate?"

"Miss, thats not important"

"What the fuck do you mean thats NOT important?... dude can you hand me my ciggarettes?"

" I have to check them first.." he snaps back

"WHATEVER!" i snap right back!

I get my Cigg, standing on the side of an uber busy road, hand cuffed, pissed off, LATE to get my sister with this ass hat searching my car...

now according to him at this time, i was distruptive, and uncooropotive, so he calls for BACK UP! BACK UP PEOPLE! I AM ALL OF 5'3" and at the time, 135lbs MAYBE!

So not one but TWO other cars pull up, I hear them over there chatting, while I am SCREAMING at them that I am going to have them FIRED, and I am going to SUE their asses, when I hear

"Um... thats the wrong car... thats not our guy"

GUY! DID HE JUST SAY GUYYYYYYYYY!??????????

So I YELL!

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN GUY?! YOU MEAN YOU FUCKED THAT UP? NOT ONLY DID MY PLATE NOT MATCH,  BUT YOUR LOOKING FOR A GUY, I OBVIOUSLY AM NOT A GUY" (looking down at my BOOBS!)

I get every apology in the WORLD for the 2 other cops, but the asswipe who pulled me over.. NOTHING!

So i get UNCUFFED and "released" and told to "drive carefully"

I was to enraged, to even think about filing anything, even though I easily could have had mister bone head fired in a moment...

So i get in my car, pissed to hell, and SQUEAL off, it was more of a "I dare you to pull me over again" move, but no one did... so off I went, got my sister, came home...and now will forever have the story of the "case of mistaken identity".. or more like GENDER!

Of all the nerve!