Jersey Girl Gone Crazy!

Winter has to be one of the dumber seasons, we have to be forced to go through... And I am aware that some of you are blessed enough to have warmer weather through out the year, and to you I say... bite me 

Now I have so many reasons for hating this uber retarted season, but lets start off with this.... the holiday season: Um.... Shit is to expensive to have to spend more money on a bunch of people you may or may not even like, and than having to be forced to spend a certain ammount of time with these people. Typically its a boring endevour, and your checking your watch ever 10 minutes, just counting down to when you can say your 10 thousand good byes, pack you, your shit, and if you have one, your family into your car, and drive your ass home, only to un pack everything you just packed into the car, get inside, and finally BREATHE!

Next up: ITS COLD! I am sorry but layers suck, its more laundry, makes you feel fatter,(or is this just me?) and it makes it harder to move! not to mention going out there makes your nose run so badly you might as well stick a box of puffs up there and call it a god damn day. Plus you get chilled to the bone and its almost impossible to warm up.

THERE IS NOTHING TO DOOOOOO! NADA in the damn winter, what is there do? go to the movies, yeah I will pass. First you pay out the ass, to some pimple faced, teenager who can barely make change (if you even pay in cash), then pop corn, whats the point??? and candy? WOW! you might as well just rip off you arm and throw up on the counter. The seating, ahh the options.... sit next to a bunch of teenage girls who don't shut up, teenage boys who don't shut up or a mix of the two.. who you guessed it, dont shut up. OR you can sit next to the couple who never stops giggeling or touching, or kissing, and at this point you might as well watch them, atleast then you would see some action. So what else is there to do? Sit home? yawn. Shop? hi, depression, meet my emtpy wallet!

Snow, I hate snow, sure its pretty the first time around, but when your under FEET of snow, its really just annoying, yeah sure you get out of work, but then your losing money, and your stuck home bored out of your god damn mind, playing checkers. fuck! then the shit melts and the roads are slick or there are pot holes because god forbid these ass whipes can plow a road with out ripping it to god damn shreds, so not only are you looking out for black ice (can you actually do that?), watching for the asshole in front of your to slam on his breaks because you know your on ice, and your IBS breaks really arent going to stop you in time, and now, pot holes, because really does a flat tire sound appealing while your in a giant out door freezer? SUUUURE the triple A Guy could be good looking, but do you really want to risk it? I dont.

Now my topper, I am ALLERGIC TO THE COLD! seriously, Cold Uticara google it. I break out in unbelievably itchy hives, my skin starts to get hotter than hell, and possibly could go into shock, so if I want to survive the season, I have to BUNDLE UP! which as I stated above I hate, and pretty much just stay in side, which is gay in its own right.

So in conclusion, Winter sucks a fat one, and all of those who don't agree, feel free to sit on it...

So here is what I say to you Mister Winter :