Jersey Girl Gone Crazy!

We are from Jersey. Not New Jersey, just Jersey.  We curse a lot. We say "yo" and we say it often. We sure as hell don't pump our own gas. We know what real pizza tastes like and we know that a bagel is much more than a roll wit a hole in the middle. We judge people by what exit they are off the parkway or by what mall they live closest to. We drive SUVs and we tailgate any chance we get. We can navigate a circle with attitude (and you know what a circle IS!). All good nights must end in a diner, preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or a hero. and I wash it down with soda, not pop.  I have a dawg, and I drink cawfee.  We don't go to the beach, we go down to the shore...and New York City, is "the city."We know 65 mph means 80 mph....If you cut us off, you will get honked at, and the finger, its just how it is...We have a dawg, not dog, we drink cawfee, not coffee